Today’s slang totally blows chunks, doesn’t it? Isn’t it high time we brought back some words from our shoulder-padded, big-haired past? I’d say so!
So I was at the mall and I saw this major dweeb who was totally butt-ugly. He was totally checking me out, so I told him to bite me. I mean, what a total dipstick! Like, barf me out! Not even! He was such a major spaz! So grody.
So I left to meet my boyfriend, who’s a total hunk and has a bitchin’ car. We met friends to party hearty. I was so amped! All my best friends came to hang out and it was wild! A totally bodacious party and not a single wanna-be showed up. Stacy started being a total bitch though so I had to tell her to take a chill pill. It was such a burn!
It was a majorly good day. Fer sher. Fuckin’ A!
See? That doesn’t sound as stupid as today’s kids sound, right? Okay. Don’t answer that.