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The Perfect Day October 13, 2011

Filed under: Susie's World — susieworld @ 5:25 PM

THE PERFECT DAY

(Blatantly stolen from an early ’90s era Glamour magazine)

SHE:

HE:

8:45 a.m.   Wake up   thin.

10:00 a.m.  Wake up.
8:50 a.m.   Hugs   and kisses.

10:02 a.m.  Oral sex.

9:30 a.m.   Light   breakfast.

10:45 a.m.  Big breakfast.

11:00 a.m.  Sunbathe.

11:30 a.m.  Drive up coast in Ferrari Testarosa with outrageous blonde.

12:00 p.m.  Lunch with best friend at outdoor café.

2:15 p.m.  Enormous lunch

1:30 p.m.  Shopping.

3:00 p.m.  Oral sex in the sand.

1:45 p.m.  Run into boyfriend’s ex. Notice she’s gained 30 pounds.

3:30 p.m. Sports with the guys.

3:00 p.m.  Facial massage and nap.

3:31 p.m.  Drink beer.

7:30 p.m.  Candlelit dinner a deux and dancing.

4:30 p.m.  Hang out with guys at the bar.

10:00 p.m.  Make love.

5:30 p.m.  Meet Angelina Jolie and get her number.

11:00 p.m.  Pillow talk in his big, strong arms.

5:45 p.m.  Oral sex.

8:00 p.m.  Huge dinner. More beer.

11:00 p.m.  Full-on, get-down gorilla sex.

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