WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT SUSIEWORLD:
“SusieWorld is the best blog I’ve never read.” –Illiterates Bimonthy Digest
“Does this chick think anyone cares what’s going on in her puny little head?” –Entertainment Weekly
“I’m so proud of my little girl!” –Susie’s Mom
Do I write this in the third person to sound snotty, or just ad lib like I’m having a conversation with you over lattes or fancy cocktails. I’ll go with the latter.
I’m just a girl who is a crime writer by day and snarky bitch by night. I strive to make you laugh and mystify you all at once, to leave you thinking to yourself, “Fuck, that was hilarious, but what kind of asylum do you have to live in to come up with that shit?” Either that or, “I don’t get it. I just don’t get it.
My husband and my dog are my support system. San Jose, California is my home. Stupidity is my inspiration. I don’t have a real paying job, so I do this.
I am a Real Housewife of Silicon Valley. Which is to say, I don’t cook, clean or sew. I prefer to pay people to do all that real housewifey stuff. Now please pass the remote. This TiVo isn’t going to play itself.